2006 Mardi Gras Highlights

• Man hitting his head on porta potty while exiting the facility
• Some random dude yelling at me to "lift my top" (he didn't use those words) right when my brother was coming up to meet me
• Spending all day searching for a pitcher of Hurricane - then leaving the coveted pitcher at the party
• Crazy party dude placing large orange traffic cone on his head and dancing
• Hitting myself in the head with badge while dancing
  
• Throwing beads off a roof and hitting people in the head (I wasn't actually witness to this, but I heard it was funny)
• Having my dad come pick me up like a 12 year old.
• Not having to see any nasty-ass breasts flopping about!
• Actually remembering all of these instances. . . . wait. . . . is that a good thing??